top five reasons to have a list

1.) it gives you boundaries, so you can wrangle in your existence
2.) self-importance
3.) everybody should know how you feel and why you feel the way you feel because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggonit, people should like you
4.) easier to decipher than a graph or pie chart
5.) truth needs an outlet

top five things i can live without

political enthusiasts (attention whores)
ink pen caps that pull the off bottom tab so that you can't put the cap back on
the News (FOXnews, especially)
bread
bitches that be naggin'

top five things i cannot live without

air
shorts with pockets (why would you make anything without pockets!!! except shirts, that's tacky)
showers
johnny cash cds
rice